· Can fat people skinny dip? 

· Before Thomas Edison, when people came up with a bright idea, what appeared above their heads?

· How come no one seemed to smile in photographs before 1930? 

· If you sneeze with your eyes open, do your eyeballs really pop out?

· If one person yawns in a room, why do the rest of us follow suit?

· Is O.J. still looking for his wife’s murderer?

· Does Michael Jackson ever look in the mirror and think, “Wow, I may have gone a bit too far?”

· Why do slow drivers drive in the left lane? 

· Why do old people drive so slowly and teenagers drive so fast?  Shouldn’t it be the other way around?  Teenagers have so much to live for…what does Gramps care if he drives off a bridge clocking 95 m.p.h.?  He’s led a full life!

· Is mass suicide killing yourself in a church?

· If someone holds open a door for me (let’s say at a bank, store, etc.) and I say, “Thanks!” and then they open an immediate 2nd door, do I have to say “Thanks!” a second time?

· How come I don’t know anyone under 60 years of age that plays bridge?

· How come I don’t know anybody who can cook Minute Rice in one minute?

· Why do people ask their neighbors if they can “borrow a cup of sugar” or “borrow 2 eggs”?  Do they plan on returning them when they’re done?

· If a magician comes out of retirement, would you say he’s up to his old tricks?

· Does Michael Jackson ever look at the little boys in his bed and think, “Wow, I may have gone a bit too far?”

· Why isn’t “dumb” spelled “dum”?  Is “know” spelled with a k because if it weren’t, it would be “now”?

· When people say, “If you die in your dream, that means you’re dead”, um, how do they know?

· Has anyone really died laughing?